Two pretty best friends 

The two pretty best friends saying was originally a tiktok video by @jayrscottyy and he says “ i ain’t never seen two pretty best friends, it’s always one of em gotta be ugly” meaning he’s jokingly saying there can’t be two pretty best friends in the duo..

Liam: Wow she’s pretty

Jake: i bet her best friend isn’t

Liam: Why?
Jake: i any never seen two pretty best friends

Two pretty best friends by Coconutapple November 5, 2020

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)

National smack your tallest friend day.
This is for all the short people out

National smack your tall friends day (October 31)
you can smack all of your friends that are taller than you.

National smack your tall friends day (October 31) by Mayonnaise_boi October 29, 2019

Making Friends with herself 

Female Maturbation

She was in the bedroom all night "making friends with herself"

Making Friends with herself by Stickky September 29, 2009

url friends 

Your friends that you made online and don't know irl .

Awww I love my url friends! I wish I could meet them irl!

url friends by Kitty Fagget April 2, 2015

Horny friends 

Horny friends are friends who like to talk about horny ass shit and some how get horny together

My best friend: Wait is it plastic or....
Me: No it's strap on
My brother: No it's a fucking machine
Me: No they all do the same thing geez, now we're horny friends

Horny friends by KassWritesDefinitions June 11, 2021

I see my friends 

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.

Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)

I see my friends by Chumley T. walrus May 14, 2011

Don’t name your friends

People on Urban Dictionary ignore this rule so much it shouldn’t even be a rule

Urban dictionary: don’t name your friends
Person: *names all of their friends, including their full names, ages, addresses, phone numbers, etc.*
Urban dictionary: B R U H

Don’t name your friends by Delete this account now June 21, 2023