fap and freeze

when you ejaculate but its too cold outside and you get the urge to lick the frozen semen, but then you have to call the fire department because your tongue is stuck to your frozen semen.

somebody call the police my tongue is stuck to my fap and freeze

by dickboi223 December 15, 2016

Dick Fap

A dildo shiting rainbows

Woah did you see that Dick Fap

by Kadens Gay November 11, 2015

fap artist

One who is in tune with his masturbatory needs and indeed has a ritualistic approach to his self service.
Milking his meat, stroking his pole, slapping his sausage - has become something more, something to be respected, something to be admired, looked upon in amazement and wonder.

He has truly become an artist in his chosen field, endlessly pursuing The Perfect Fap.

John: "It's already 5:45pm, we're going to be late for the movie, can you call your brother again?
Matt: "It's useless, he'll be at least another 10 minutes. You can't rush a Fap Artist, John, they work on their own time, in their own world. Let's go get good seats and he'll meet us there."
John: "You guys are weird. Lets go."

by BecauseImFappy March 4, 2016

Fem Fap

Schlicking or female masturbation, but with a catchy alliteration. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Males fap, females fem fap.

by 1stDMAN March 29, 2016

Fap Rap

Pornstars that write rap songs that solely contain sexually explicit content.

Riley Reeds fap rap is fire af

by Allamerican July 12, 2017

croft fap fif

A croft fap fif is were your pussy turns into a cat and says hi

That croft fap fif fAM

by Yeehahahaha October 30, 2018

Fap Free February

An event in wich partakers must not masturbate for the duration of the month of February, however it is a three strike system so you may masturbate twice and still pass thist event.

Hey dude are you participating in Fap Free February?

by ItWouldAppearToBeMe December 13, 2018