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evening primrose oil

An oil used to calm PMS (Pre Menstrual Syndrome), common amongst little bitches and a great oil to spike your girlfriend's drink with
George: OMFG WHY DON'T MY FRIENDS EVER LIKE ME AND WHY IS MY BEDROOM A BEDROOM AND WHY DO I HAVE NOTHING I WANT
Alex: drink this fucking evening primrose oil, you turn into a right diva when you are on your period
*drinks oil*
Alex: better?
George: better.
by The Maynard Master December 1, 2013
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Evening Star

A sexual act in which both partners repeatedly spank each other on the ass until the red blotches resemble a star in the night sky. Usually resulting in welts.
Dick Scobee preformed an evening star on Christa McAuliffe during the launch of the Challenger.
by SilkySpunkMonster March 8, 2017
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Evening Gloves

What you equip yourself with before a long night of elbow deep stinky fore-play usually after performing a cincinnati bow-tie.
I cant wait to use my evening gloves on anal night!
by Ace Payne April 4, 2011
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A Series of Unfortunate Events

- The Neutral Side -
A series of books. There's approximately 12 of them, thinks I.

- The Good Side -
Only thing I can think of is that we got a Jim Carrey movie out of it.

- The Bad Side -
Boring, bland, shitty, dreary, read only by goths and emos, written by a man with a sexual etish involving having his real name hidden from the public, and not even playing himself in the movie of his first three books.
Put down that dreary shit, and pick up Hiero's Journey.
by Alexander Girard August 4, 2005
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Eventist

One who will not attend informal social events and/or events that do not bare historic or cultural importance.
Percy is an eventist - he said he CAN now come to our party since i've told him that it's for our engagement

Or

Rowena declined to join our family trip to Milnthorpe until I told her it was an annual thing, she's an eventist.
by WalterJ August 19, 2013
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eVeNfLoW

by :-) August 6, 2003
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wickwick event

Having an online tantrum after one’s technically inaccurate comments are corrected.

Typically ascribed to people who are overconfident in one’s technical knowledge yet convinced that talking about a topic in an anonymous forums makes them an expert.
Oh boy, I can’t believe I caused another wickwick event when I explained how an oven works.
by Rocketscientistphd September 4, 2022
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