Man with great taste of women, respects them 110% of the time, loves cracking open cold ones with the boys, meme master, ladies love wasting his time for a few months then leave and don’t say anything. Also has a big dick
by Harambe42069 October 9, 2017
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by xqusp October 14, 2020
Get the Eli mug.Generally fantastic in the bedroom. Views the hearts of others as pawns in their ultimate game of life. They generally think of themselves and no one else. Hates barking dogs on Sunday mornings. Normally an anarchist and emotionless.
Person 1: Did you see that guy angrily throwing eggs off the balcony? Person 2: It was probably an Elies
by Bitterbabe27 February 22, 2019
Get the Elies mug.Ely-Sam is the most wonderful soul out there. Having him as a friend might kill you laughing out loud but it’s worth it.
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!
He has amazing skills in bed but in virtual life. Indeed, he’s the reknown e-sport manager.
You’ll always recognize him thanks to his precious caps !!
by Ely-sam the boss November 21, 2021
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Eli is someone addicted to stake.com, he will gamble your life savings away with no regret. His haircut possibly costs less than the change in his pockets.
by YoungLean40 October 17, 2022
Get the Eli mug.Fake ass motherfucker who has an ass for a chin. If you would ever come across an Ely, you’ll want to pound his fucking face in with gods sacred bible. He is absolutely obsessed with 13 year old pootang, and if you know him well enough, he might let you hit his vape
by Junkkiller September 9, 2019
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