Easy on the merchandise

It is said when something or someone is being touched abruptly or handled harshly.

Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."

*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."

*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."

by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018

Nice and easy

To perform an action in slow, careful, gentle, or tenderly way.

"She stroked my cock nice and easy"

by Nadinelrobles February 7, 2018

Easy

Someone who is cool, calm and collected. They move at their own pace and is never seen looking dirty but they always look clean. They often speak in a cool way and have the coolest walk you will ever see.

"Thato always looks so cool"
" Yeah he is mad easy"

by Thatguyishim12345 May 5, 2023

It's that easy

A phrase most often used to respond to a statement in the most ridiculous way possible. It's usually done when someone is struggling or having problems with something.

Jason: Damn, I've only got $5 in my bank account
Aaron: Well just add more money to your bank account, it's that easy.

Nicholas: Oh my god, he's drowning in the pool!
Aaron: He should just swim to the surface, it's that easy.

by Abwesiko July 9, 2021

easy-single

a type of cheese, cheese brand

It's like being compared to cheese and then being happy because you're an easy-single.

by oldsailor December 1, 2017

Easy Bake Oven

Easy bake oven: When your toddler farts in their one piece pajamas and slowly unzip the top to release the gas. Similar to a Dutch Oven.

I was wrestling with Emmy and she Easy Bake Ovened me.

by TheJames333 July 12, 2018

Easy dry it up

1. "Easy dry it up" or in short "dry it up" is a parting phrased between to guy friends that simply means to have such supreme love-making proficiency that you are able to dry a women up

2. "Easy dry it up" means that your skills are so superior to another person that it makes others skills look dry and worthless

3. "Easy dry it up" means to stop a player in basketball who is playing so well he could be describe as "wet"

4. A phrase used to wish "easy" burning of marijuana.

-"Dry it up"="Burn in up"

1.Friend 1- "Alright man see you later"

Friend 2- "Easy dry it up"

2. "I'm drying up my friends on the basketball court

3. "Ron Artest's defense is drying up Lebron James tonight"

4. Friend 1- "Yo you want to smoke?"

Friend 2- "Naw, I can't, dry it up though"

by Ruben Green March 9, 2011