A floating space rock infested with creatures good and bad, inhabited by things called humans who have a habit of making a mess of everything.
Space Creature 1: would you rather: enter a blackhole and die? Or live on earth for 5 years?
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously
Space Creature 2: Bit of a silly question there, blackhole obviously
by Phoeboop July 16, 2018
Get the Earthmug. What most humans litter on.
What most humans don’t care about
Where most humans spill oil in its oceans.
Where most humans cut its trees.
Where humans live.
What most humans don’t care about
Where most humans spill oil in its oceans.
Where most humans cut its trees.
Where humans live.
by Mr.Mortal January 5, 2020
Get the Earthmug. A decent-sized orb that humans happen to live on. It is quite dangerous considering lots of people die there. The Earth revolves around the sun, but the sun needs to stfu because it is a pick-me and it's not always the center of attention.
Hello bob, where do you live?
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.
Oh hi Bartholomew, I live on a place called "Earth"!
Oh wow! What a coincidence! I too, live at that location
*A this point Bob and Bartholomew are besties due to all the things they have in common.
by anonymous March 25, 2023
Get the Earthmug. by loopsipåp September 10, 2020
Get the earthmug. mars: bro, i love EARTH
lebron james shoes: brooo the heliummmmmm thoooo
mars: bro, the communists doee
lebron james shoes: brooo the heliummmmmm thoooo
mars: bro, the communists doee
by 3piccc3000 November 14, 2019
Get the EARTHmug. 
by Dead Drop D August 10, 2022
Get the Saddest place on earthmug.