Two dicks

Two dicks is something you call a bloke (normally a young bloke) who does dumb things. The logic behind the name is that the recipient is so silly, he must have two dicks, because he is way too stupid to be playing with just one.

"Hey two dicks, come here for a second".

"Why do you keep calling me that?"

"Because only a total idiot would put steak on the BBQ without turning it on"...

by Bubba Zanetti February 7, 2020

Holding Dicks

The act of being a good sport, taking the bullet, being a team player, etc.

"Oh yeah, Eric? That dude was holding dicks all list night!"

by Orcah May 15, 2020

flippin dicks

Flippin dicks is what your beyond “freaking out” it’s the level above that. This is what you should say when your livid and don’t know what to do.

I was flippin dicks so hard when I found out he was cheating on me

by anonymous September 19, 2020

Chicken Dicks

Chicken Dicks- they are male version of a sack chasers. Instead chicken head, they are chicken dicks.

"Chicken Dicks" is a male whore who works for sacks...

by LaLa is so right!! September 25, 2020

Shit-dicks

When things turn shit-dicks

Ahhhhh, the fucking snags a burns... shit-dicks!

by Ffsgivmeabreak October 9, 2020

Buttchuggin Dicks

When you take a bunch of penis’s in your butt at a high rate of speed and high volume.

Hey Dan, get out from under there and quit buttchuggin dicks, we got work to do!

Dang it Scooter how many times did I tell you don’t go runnin off to the gay bar buttchuggin dicks!

by Captain Longdick February 21, 2021

Urban Dicks

The people who misspell definitions on Urban Dictionary about sex.

Regular writing (UD in 2004) Cookie - A cookie is a delicious, yummy, and tasty food. The most popular kind of cookie is colored orange with brown chocolate chips. They contain sugar, salt.....
Urban Dicks writing (UD now) Cookie - A cuky iz u wominz vulvu and vaginu dat u kan insrt yor peenis in.

by URB4N D1C710N4RY April 2, 2021