dirty diegui

The act of shoving a tablespoon up a mans gaping asshole and the dancing on his back with 3 dingos while La Campanella plays in the background

Yeah diego did a dirty diegui with his partner

by andi420 April 03, 2021

Dirty Farrar

When doing something extremely stupid while performing a sexual act, usually while trying to make masturbation more pleasurable or adventurous.

Mike: Man I thought it would really feel awesome if I heated my fake vagina in the microwave. But when I stuck my dick in the fake pussy it was like sticking my dick in molten lava. The plastic CyberSkin actually stuck to my dick. It looked like a red birch tree with all the skin falling off.

Colby: Wow that was really dumb I would have stuck my finger in first. You really pulled a dirty farrar.

by lickalotofpuss69 March 24, 2011

dirty gearshift

when a man puts his penis in a womans ass like the nozzle of a gas pump, then urinates in her as if he was filling a car with gasoline. then he puts a dildo in her ass to act ass the gas cap. he then sits on her back while she crawls around making car noises and he moves his dick around like a gearshift.

yes! my girlfriend wants to do the dirty gearshift with me tonight! vroom vroom!

by wherearemyparents April 13, 2020

The Dirty Lenny

The sexual act of combining the shocker with cunnilingus. Make sure your hands are clean and your fingernails are trimmed because if you want to be doing it right you'd better have excellent personal hygiene. This position works best while prone, make sure you are giving consistent g spot pressure and are breathing through your nose. This is the supreme way of treating your partner with foreplay.

Dave: Doing anything special with your wife for Valentine's day?
Greg: I'm gonna bless her with The Dirty Lenny and make her cum a bunch so that she doesn't feel so bad about my otherwise general sexual laziness.

by The Dirty Lenny March 16, 2021

Dirty Darrian

When you take a ferret, shove it up your ass and then shit it out onto your partners chest

Hey baby, you down for a dirty Darrian later *wink*

by Harry McCrak May 21, 2019

Dirty Tadhg

When you rub food on to the top of your dick and have a horse lick it off

I was having a Dirty Tadhg on the farm

by The Real Fish May 26, 2019

Dirty mayo

When you shit and gizz at the same time.

I pulled a dirty mayo last night.

by FamousJew May 29, 2020