dfp

desperate for pussy

Dude, i'm so horny.
yeah, me too. dfp!

Is she a lesbian?
totally! dfp.

by monamonalisa July 23, 2011

DFUE

A computer term: "Dumb Fucking User Error"

Tech 1: "What was wrong with John's password?"
Tech 2: "That simple fuck had the Caps Lock on!"
Tech 1: "Oh, so it was a DFUE!"

by Gurtman September 13, 2008

DFB

Dugg For Bacon. Bacon, the candy of meat, is extremely popular on Digg.com, as well as the rest of the internet. It's hard to creatively comment on every bacon submission, so sometimes all you have to do is say, "DFB" and you're good to go.

Submission: "Bacon sandwich comes to KFCs"
First comment: "DFB"

Digger 1: Did you see that sub about bacon?
Digger 2: Definitely. DFB.

by idiotgrrl April 5, 2010

q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

i was bored so i did thissssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm nope hah i got q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m

by nhigudghjiklntrhyju7iljnkm,yh March 4, 2019

DFO

Don't Flip Out

Hit song of TAWSW, said to someone who is flipping out.

Yo man, seriously, DFO

by Okra May 10, 2004

DFW

Dumb f***ing whore

Can you believe she had to ask me how to put the toilet paper on the roll? God, she's a DFW!

by Alliterati February 4, 2010

DFQ

"Drug-fucked queen"

Generally used by other gay guys to refer to the really-out-of-it trashy gay guys who partied a bit too hard and are now too out of it to know what's going on.

"Oh god, there's a DFQ in the restroom trying to wash his hands in the urinal..."

"The sun is coming up and the sunglasses are coming out; this place is getting a bit too DFQ; time to go home I think."

by LooPervert November 20, 2011