by Crusty dusty ASS October 25, 2019
When you insert Three or more fingers into your own anus and use them to stimulate the prostate while masturbating.
Alex: Bro where did you go last night, we were gonna get tacos?
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
John: dude I just got stuck Crushing the Dirt and couldn't make it.
by Prof Xander August 06, 2017
Samuel: that girl keeps on being a b*tch to me... But i still love her.
phil: man, you've got a red crush.
phil: man, you've got a red crush.
by lil snoopy December 08, 2009
An inactive crush is the aftermath of liking someone for a very long time. Every now and then feelings will pop up for that person but won't last long at all. It is showing the heart and the body how to ease away from a certain person. it prevents you from liking someone else besides the person and all you can do is stop trying to push it away and just live.
by Stahley13 May 08, 2016
*Person one keeps checking their volume on there phone to make sure they can hear calls*
Person two: no one’s gonna call you
Person one: oh I love them so much they’re soooo cute
Person two: crush culture makes me want to spill my guts out
Person one: oh my god I made out with my boyfriend this weekend
Person two: no one cares I’m sick of this kissing cult
Person two: no one’s gonna call you
Person one: oh I love them so much they’re soooo cute
Person two: crush culture makes me want to spill my guts out
Person one: oh my god I made out with my boyfriend this weekend
Person two: no one cares I’m sick of this kissing cult
by Hbfggsz October 11, 2023
Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.
"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."
by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020
by snarfgarble April 04, 2013