mudslide crush

When you're eating your crush's ass and they shit all over you

Damn guys, I was eating bae's ass and she gave me a mudslide crush smh

by PiDeltaSlime August 29, 2019

digi-crush

A digi-crush is someone who you have a crush on, on the internet.
Most of the time you can't see them in real life or talk to them, due to distance or your insecurities. If so, her account becomes Fap Material.

"Dude, I have such a digi-crush on this columbian thicc girl!"
"You don't have the guts to text her and she's probably with a 60 year old sugar daddy anyway."

by TrueGopnik May 14, 2019

phantom crush

When you have a crush, or start to like someone you’ve never met before. You could talk everyday and facetime but be careful, this crush may be intense but could completely dissolved once meeting the person.

Friend: I meet this guy on snapchat and I think I have a phantom crush already..
Me: Be careful, you know those won’t last most of the time

by nikki.dove June 26, 2019

Crushed the Muffin

Euphemism for sexual intercourse; specifically with a female. Alternatively, when you buy a muffin for later and is destroyed due to being left in a soft sided container.

"Dude, I heard he totally crushed her muffin last summer... that's why they don't talk anymore."

"Awww, I crushed the muffin... I really wanted that..."

by Ablearcher013 August 13, 2020

crush-itis

When you keep falling in love with every girl you see. Serious cases can even make you like your own SISTER!!! common in boys ages 10 - 25 years old

Person 1: Oh my gosh! She's so hot. And that girl there; she's my soul mate! And her...
Person 2: Sheesh! You need to see a doctor; you've got crush-itis!!!

by Dr. Kaybien November 28, 2020

Guy Crush

The acknowledgement by a straight man that if he were gay, he would have a crush on the guy in question.

I have a guy crush on young Michael Beihn. If I were gay, I would totally date him.

by AtheistMetal March 18, 2021

Friend Crush

when you just really really want to be someone's friend, basically a platonic (non-romantic) crush

"I had the biggest friend crush on Sophia before we actually became friends, I would always try to sit next to her on the bus so that I could talk to her"

by yourliteratebsfxoxo October 26, 2022