crockett

a man or kid that has extremely jiggly and big titties

OMG look at that crockett! He's wearing a sports bra!

by jfdksla; May 13, 2008

crochet

The process of tying knots to tie more knots to further tie knots, therefor making a scarf.

I wasted a lot of time making a scarf using crochet.

by sweetspanishflower May 16, 2016

crocodiling

talking on your cell phone backstage at a fashion show to make yourself look important, because in reality, nobody cares you are there

"i was back at london fashion week a couple of months back, there were wannabe fashionistas crocodiling all over the place

by lisa55 October 3, 2008

crock of crap

Jim's attempt to intimidate.

Jim thinks he's going to be win the biggest loser but in fact his trash talk is a crock of crap.

by trespalms August 8, 2014

Colon Crockpot

When your large intestine has been holding back waste for more than 48 hours (perhaps causing abdominal pain), preparing to serve up a buttload of stinking floaters (perhaps interspersed with blood, or stained dark by blood).

Craig: I haven't pooped in a while, Anne. What's going on?
Anne: Pre-cancerous polyps might be cooking in the Colon Crockpot. If you're lucky, it's still soon enough to get them removed during a colonoscopy before they turn cancerous.

by Metastases June 5, 2016

THE BETTY CROCKER

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

crock

a crooked penis

Dan Batcha told us he had a crooked penis so we called him a dirty crock

by m j f February 15, 2004