meth cookies

A large chunk of cooked meth
I ate one of them meth cookies, and I ran around the trailer park for four days straight!!
by kaptainkindbud December 10, 2005
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Cookie Bitch

Any person who actively takes part in the theft of anothers Cookie. (Regardless of ones gender, they can still be labled a "Cookie Bitch".)
"Oh, your talking about Bob. I heard hes a cookie bitch."
"Stop it! Your just a rotten little cookie bitch."
by Mr. Wagner January 07, 2006
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anal cookie

to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather
Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.
by Metal CP February 25, 2007
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genius cookie

An endearing term used to describe a female.
The nicest, coolest, most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. A genius cookie commonly combines brains and heart with beauty for a killer combination. The term is only to be used to describe the best of the best, the cream of the crop. Genius cookies are often paired with stinkers.
You'll be my genius cookie forever and ever
by Anonymous January 23, 2004
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Cookie Monster

A small white male that has an infatuation with well endowed African American females named after a baked goods.
"Did you see that girl? I would totally become a cookie monster for that."

"I felt like a total cookie monster at that professional meeting last night."
by Blank Father Goodman October 19, 2009
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Baking Cookies

To make a crispy flat cake made out of dough.
I was baking cookies for my guests.
by Lucy November 23, 2003
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cookie monster

1. a person with an insatiable sexual appetite.
2. nymphomaniac
3. man-whore
1. Mike did all types of groupies when the band was together. He was a complete cookie monster.
2. Since Cheryl has admitted to being a lesbian she has become a total cookie monster to make up for the past 24 years.
by rattler182 July 02, 2007
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