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that's the way the cookie crumbles

Literally it means thats how it goes. thats what happens.
That's the way the cookie crumbles, get the hell over it.
by Raven May 28, 2004
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fortune cookie

My fortune cookie lied to me. :(
by jessijinx1017 January 1, 2010
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cookie foot

a term used for the white fungus growing on the bottom of a homeless persons foot and around the toe trenches. It looks quite similar to dick cheese and has an odour of nacho cheese dorito's, a dog's fart and stale milk all mixed together.
When being stripped searched in jail the homeless man might say " Yo boss, I dont think you want me to take my socks off, I got some bad cookie foot"
by roddy b September 29, 2009
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Sugar Cookie

It’s a god damn cookie. Not a butt, not a handjob, a cookie. Ingredients:
Butter
Milk
Eggs
Brown sugar
Flour
Sugar
Nutmeg
Cinnamon
Willpower
“Hey John, what’s that?”
“Just a sugar cookie.”
“Like a-“
“NO. A ducking cookie Carl.”
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cookie

A tiny cute girl with an amazing body.
Yo mane I'm gonna hit that cookie
by R*Weezyy April 6, 2007
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cookies n cream

The act of blasting on a girls' face (after anal) and giving her a cum mustache, and then immediately smearing your poopdick across said mustache. Afterwards, you immediately say: "THERE'S SHIT EVERYWHERE!" ... or else it doesn't count.
After messy anal sex, Jason gave Carol a cookies n cream.
by hatlamp March 1, 2011
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