Candice Complex

When you respect someone's opinion and knowledge so much that when you disappoint them it feels like your heart just got crushed up like a little paper bag and thrown in the trash.

Man, I couldn't remember the proper joint play for extension at the knee, I've got mad Candice complex right now.

by Smoosh_smoosh April 5, 2019

Godzilla complex

When an extremly tall person can’t stand taller person

My boyfriend just saw a taller guy. He has the Godzilla complex.

by Dajemsisezagin December 7, 2019

Soh Complex

When you're really handsome but God knew it would make you too powerful so he makes you 5'5.

I would have gone on a date with him but he had the Soh Complex

by blazaid April 22, 2019

Tjay complex

Exclusively applies to trading card game (TCG) players. The act of reading card text up to the point where it is beneficial to the player and stopping before restrictions or negative part of the effect. This also applies if the player starts reading half way through to the point they want

Card text: if you control no monsters, draw two card
Player 1: this card allows me to draw 2 cards
Player 2: but you have a monster
Player 1: so
Player 2: read the card
Player 1: it says "draw 2 cards"
Player 2 *facepalms*: read immediately before it
Player 1: if you control no monsters....ohhhhhh
Player 2: you have such a tjay complex...

This class of players and name is coined after its most profilic progenitor tjay.

by darkestshadow September 4, 2019

neopolitan complex

Whether due to the fact that one with this condition inhabit territories north of the Mason Dixon, or simply is opinionated and cold blooded. One with a Neopolitan Complex prefers the order of a redhead, a blonde, and then a brunette when it comes to order of flavor. Those with a Neopolitan Complex will not deviate from this algorithm. So much to the fact that if the carpet does not match the drapes, they will immediately abstain and wait for the next flavor to come full circle.

Thor has such a Neopolitan Complex, he was with Ruby on Monday, Brooke on Tuesday, and when Brooke and Ruby came back together on Wednesday for a threesome, he passed and said “I’m good for now”.

by klosiN May 1, 2018

The Mendozur Complex

The mendozur complex, the act of growing to hate everything over time until nothing interests you.

She is crazy, I heard she suffers from the mendozur complex.

by FilthyWeebTrash April 13, 2020

Baby momma complex

Where the baby momma refuses to let the dad interfere with his child’s life regardless of custody agreements, and then complains to social media and friends that the baby’s dad “ain’t shit” and that she’s all alone as a parent.

I keep trying to get more time with my son but Amber has a baby momma complex and thinks I’m the worst.

by MasqueradeQueen April 21, 2020