cheeto jizz

The act of eating cheetos and and the orange dust that remains on your fingers!

Matt! You got cheeto jizz all over the television remote!!

by SemperSooies November 25, 2016

Cheetah pants

When you wait to long to poop and leave dots in your undies.

I had a bad case of cheetah pants the other night.

by NicBri November 27, 2016

Cheech..

Cheech is a man with a average dick size of 10 inches
Usually seen in the st.clair area
If you see him with compa and paisan you better hide your wife cause they will pig roast her

"Ayee cheech"
"I was so wet last night thinking of cheech"
"I'm so glad paisan is small compared to compa and cheech, he can fuck the dwarfs"
"Cheech's body is so defined"
"Paisan is a fucking midget, I want compas dad bod"
And that is a cheech.. for you

by Compare cheech January 26, 2017

cheetoman

A nickname given post-election 2017 to Donald Trump, for obvious reasons. Check the hair and skin if you don't understand why. See also: Mr Cheato.

"Hey, dude--did you read Cheetoman's latest tweet? That guy's so far out he's on the way back!"

by orinoco womble February 25, 2017

Cheetoey

Essentially when something (mainly the fingers and mouth) get covered in orange cheese dust from eating cheesy snacks (Cheetos, Doritos, etc)...

Person A: Dammit, why are your fingers so Cheetoey?
Person B: Because I love my Cheeto puffs!

by Anonymous Yoshi February 25, 2017

Cheetos

What 92% of kids will die off of.

He eats 1 bag of cheetos every hour, he will eventually die.

by damagedloser June 20, 2017

cheetah sister

When you and your bff both get cummed on by the same dude

Oh my god Becky I totally let Todd cum on my tits last night.
Now way Jen, he tots splooged on my face a week ago outside the diplo concert! lmao now we're bff's and cheetah sisters.

by fishbunnsmcgoo August 8, 2017