Chesteritis

The most advanced form of hypochondria predominantly effecting male adults aged 50 or over. The condition may start from something totally innocuous such as a minor injury from a cat scratch. The patient me be discovered clutching their chest demanding to be taken to hospital. Chesteritis, despite its name, is not associated with conditions of the chest. It is a severe mental condition that causes the patient to believe that he is chronically ill and will discuss his imagined illness incessantly.

"Hey Andy you sound like you have a cold". "If only, I'm afraid it could be Chesteritis, better order an undertaker".

by Lord Diz October 17, 2022

Chester Breezy

When you punch a bitch that’s trying to stab you.

She tried to stab me so I pulled a “Chester Breezy” on her ass

by Dart Dimpson October 26, 2022

Cheater

A GIRL NAMED KENDALL NY’ LYRIC WATFORD

Cheater: When she fuck wit another nigga while inna relationship

by Jaylen Collins November 1, 2022

Chester

Me. My name is Chester and I've read a few definitions of my awesome name but since I'm Chester I get to decide the definition now. So here it is:

Just some ginger with two personality traits:

1. Being really flirtatious.

2. Being rude and violent.

Also tends to have things such as "I <3 MILFS" and "BALLS <3" written on their shoes.

Also I'm the best Chester so frick that stupid little cheeto tiger, I hope he dies alone and sad.
-C.G.

Chester: Hey Bea, on a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 9 and I'm the one you need ;)
Bea: Stop it. Just shut up.
Chester: Well it's not my fault you platonically married me and had two very real kids with me (BEA IS GETTING EXPOSED FOR BEING A BAD WIFE >:) !!!!!!)

by ImAGoblin975 November 28, 2022

Chestered

When you eat a lot of cheeto puffs and get the cheeto dust on your fingers, then you immediately start to finger your girlfriend to make a tasty and unique cheese sauce.

My girl came over after I had a snack, so I chestered her to make some good mac n cheese with her tasty sauce.

by Koalateabuns April 4, 2023

Cheater

A person not doing an something an intended way

Grimmy is a cheater

by anonymous April 16, 2023

Cheater

Someone who is so pathetic the lie even after you got proof. They tend to manipulate and blame you have no accountability and probably narcissist or sociopath

Jordan LaSalle From Colorado is a Cheater fuckin whatever walks by.

by anonymous May 11, 2023