Density Check

To strike ones penis against anothers forehead resulting in an audible "thump". Often used to test the erection level of the penis.

Just before Luke put his penis in Megans mouth, he performed a density check to test that he had a full erection.

by Lexicon Lenny April 3, 2003

heart check

When you're fresh in the system and other inmates or convicts want to see if you have heart/will stick up for yourself. Usually involves getting jumped by all of the torpedoes in your car when you least expect it (ie. shower or yard/exercise).

If you fail the heart check, you can pretty much kiss your commissary and welfare packets/extras away.

Houseman: Yo, easy money coming thru the door. I heard some of our new bunkies are paid members. Heart check them and see if they hoe up or not
*fish gets heart checked and hoes up like a bitch*
*fish now gets punked for soups every day*

by g-wiz-916 September 10, 2016

swagger in check

Always bopping when walking, always having bling, always wearing your trousers low batty, actin like you thinkin your all bad and that, having a tinted car with alloys, and wearing a cap (such as a NY cap)

Osman & Habib & Yahaya (all together) : Oi, bro!!! you have your swagger in check!!! tell us how to do it, your tinted alloyed car and your cool clothes! check that swagger!!! that SWAGGER IN CHECK
Abdul: Oi ma boyz stop breading me yeah, I got nough with dad and mum loving me the most for ma swagger everyone keep it cool no one can beat ma swagger cos its in check

by absfaboulous February 8, 2009

checking

Dating but not official. (not boyfriend/girlfriend)

girl 2: how long have you been checking him out?
girl 2: 1 month.
girl 1: are you going to date him?
girl 2: maybe.

by Miryam January 4, 2009

Check-Mates

Office buddies who corner you into being their friends

'Are you going out for lunch today?' is a favorite line of the Check-Mates

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Bone Check

a random exclamation used by one about to kill somebody violently

PERSON1:i like it when you cum in my ass but i like it better when you tie your penis to a rope and pull on it like a puppeteer while your homies cum in my ass. you smell bad.
PERSON2:bone check motherfucker!

PERSON1 is now punched, kicked, stomped, and stabbed to death by PERSON2.

by TheRealNinjaMike September 9, 2004

checkers

a game of epic, almost war-like, proportions. much more than moving a few little pieces around a board... this is the game of champions. notable features of the game include: Saint Jackolas, kingage and an abundance of references to being "on", like Donkey Kong. preferred past-time of Mr.T, William Shatner and the late Barry White.

"simply the greatest game ever created, god outdid himself with this creation" -Rob McLean, checkers hero, close friend of David Dickinson and Saint Jackolas hater

by failure33object April 26, 2005