Capitalism

Something I'd probably advocate if what the rich wanted us to believe was actually true, that the poor are lazy and the rich are hard working.

Moron: I'm a capitalist because I know that every poor person is lazy and that if I work hard, I'll be rich because only hard workers get rich.
Smart guy: So the rich never screw anyone over to get there?
Moron: Not at all! Don't let those stupid liberals convince you otherwise.
Smart guy: You think capitalism is perfect?
Moron: Yes!

by blackwhitebrown9 November 7, 2010

Captain Jack Morgan

A specific version of the DP25, a Captain Jack Morgan is a drink consisting of a shot of Captain Morgan, a shot of Jack Daniels, and some Dr. Pepper. It combines the tasty palate of these three drinks to produce one of the most delicious drinks available, and gets you plenty crunk.

Last night they had Jack Daniels and C-Mo at the party, so I had some Captain Jack Morgans. Shit was SO cash.

by JimSteele March 25, 2008

anarcho-capitalism

From 'a' meaning 'without' and 'arch' meaning rulers plus capitalism. In other words capitalism without rulers. Rulers are taken as the state, whilst the term 'capitalism' included is taken to coincide with the liberal definition of capitalism as opposed to the Marxist one. That of freedom only finishing where the freedom of another is curtailed.

Anarcho-capitalism would be like now but without drug prohibition hence without drug gangs; without taxes hence without low wages and economic underperfomance; without the state hence without war.

by Robin d'Hood May 11, 2007

Captain America

Is when the male sex partner picks up the female, throws her like a boomerang shield and catches her with his penis on her return

The Captain America is my new favorite position.

by overcocky April 30, 2014

Captain Yesterday

Fry's super hero name after joining The New Justice Team. His super powers include super strength and super speed, but he can't fall faster than a gemerald or command sea creatures. He helped steal the Gemerald so that Leela's parents wouldn't be killed.

Leela-Do we have the ability to command sea creatures?

Fry-Hey Zoidberg, get in here

Zoidberg-Screw You

by Heroic Ling Ling November 24, 2004

Captain Planet

Superhero composed of five elements. Without any of these, he was the most useless thing ever, and even with these things, is still damn useless.

white kid: oh shit, we need CAPTAIN PLANET!
black kid: oh, no the asian kid's takin a shit
Latino kid: OK, i'll use heart power, the most contrived piece of shit ever.

by Zaven, betch December 20, 2006

Capitis diminutio maxima

Traces back to Roman civil law, where one's social status (civil liberties) are so degraded they resemble those of a pariah, enemy combatant, or slave.

According to internet Conspiracy Theory, it also refers to the capitalization of one's name on their birth certificate, license, bank account, etc.. as a result of one's Social Security Number which locks one into a lifetime of debt (slavery) to the matrix. The capitalized name represents one's fictional legal/corporate identity.

Why else would They completely capitalize your name on everything "official" and "legal"?

"{Capitis diminutio maxima is} The highest kind of capitis diminutio, when liberty was lost, which carried with it citizenship and family." (Burrill)

by Mudkipps October 18, 2008