Caber Tossed

The act of taking a dump so long and solid, it hits the bottom of the bowl and when it breaks free from the anus if falls forward hitting your testicles like your butt just caber tossed a poo.

Hey, you know that shit I just took? Well, I just caber tossed myself.

by URnotyourSN November 2, 2010

Cabrian

The coolest person you will ever meet. Usually 99% awesome 100% of the time.

The chick, Cabrian, is so cool. I aspire to be her friend.

by mdawg891 November 26, 2010

CABing

Crashing and Burning. Not literally though, please. That's horrifying. Usually used in reference to one's life being reduced to nothing but stress and ruin.

Also see cabbing.

"Guys, I'm seriously CABing right now. I have got a 12 page research paper due in 12 hours and I haven't even gotten a full page done yet. Also my relationship sucks."

"Yeah, you're right. You ARE CABing."

by CaliandMusic November 17, 2011

Cabaling

A secret political clique or faction that controls money and power.

"Damn those politicians are cabaling out of control."

by Mister Heisenberg July 7, 2018

cabbage god

lilly

dude1: do you believe in god?

dude2: yeah, lilly the cabbage god

by salty man April 19, 2019

Sloth caboose

When many attractive girls travel with one ugly one at the end; see Brain, sloth, or brain train.

"Oh man, looks like the brain train is rolling in, hopefully the sloth caboose gets knocked off."

by Rob Engle September 11, 2005

Unseasoned cabbage

Suck your mum

Kmt unseasoned cabbage

by Kdrilla can unseasoned cabbage August 14, 2019