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British Bulldog

A dog breed from Great Britain which is a stubborn, lazy little shit.
Friend 1: Yo, my new British bulldog puppy is a lazy little shit, he weighs half as much as me!

Friend 2: Nonsense, all dogs are playful.

Friend 1 shows Friend 2 a picture of dog sleeping on the couch

Friend 2: Damn that dog’s soo fat broo!!!!
by BigBoi0608 May 1, 2020
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Going british

Sudden misplaced kindness towards people
I was bullying a mate together with Zulu last night, and all of a sudden he started going british and ruining it
by Kuntphug February 26, 2020
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The Great British Teaparty

The Great British Teaparty is a gang or thug activity ranging around 3-10 people. These people go up to the conscious or unconscious person and each teabag them. This ritual usually lasts until the victim has died of suffocation.
Person 1 (Peter) Bro Joe this guy just Teabagged me.
Person 2 (Joe) Alright i'll be getting the squad to do The Great British Teaparty to him.
by manofmanytitles December 28, 2022
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British Teacup

It’s rehan because he’s a british teacup
by Fjionde September 15, 2021
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british jolly rancher

receiving fellatio from someone with a fucked up grill.
Tara gave me one hell of a british jolly rancher last night. I'm still scraped and bloody.
by goatalingus kahn May 6, 2024
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british anthem

As of April 14, 2023, the British Anthem is called God Save the King. Before Queen Elizabeth the II's death, it was God Save the Queen.
by mr man the science man April 14, 2023
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British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.
George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!
by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016
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