Carol Baskin

When you draw a smiley face, little hat and eyebrow rings on your penis. Then smother your penis in sardine oil and feed it to your ladies kitty. My old lady got freaky in the sack last night.

My old lady got freaky in the sack last night. She asked me to give her a Carol Baskin.

by madpitbull April 11, 2020

Too hard basket

A metaphorical in-tray, or basket, into which ideas and/or tasks are mentally placed because they are are deemed to be taboo or extremely difficult to handle.

Sex for the seriously disabled is a subject that goes into many people's too hard basket.

The ordination of homosexual bishops is a concept that finds it's way into the too hard basket of many conservative church goers.

by WriteForFun December 31, 2010

Jamacian fruit basket

When one sticks fruit up a woman's vagina and proceeds to have anal intercourse with her

Dude 1: dude what are the bananas for?
Dude 2: I'm gonna give my girlfriend a jamacian fruit basket!
Dude 1:dude!!!!
Dude 2: I know!!!!

by The magiction March 21, 2012

Horny bitch laundry basket

A form of person who never leaves there house our secluded area just like a laundry basket and is really just a horny bitch

Broo that girl is acting like a horny bitch laundry basket

by dRiP 2 hArd May 2, 2019

throwing a brick in the basket

am old basketball term referring to a very lucky shot that has been made

Coach: Hey, did you see Greg throwing a brick in the basket?

Player: Yah, that was very lucky.

by munchkin10014 December 21, 2009

Play Basketball

The act of one or more person(s) doing cocaine

Woah!!! Lets Go Play Basketball, Michael!!

by Seedlessmota January 16, 2011

basketbawl

v. to bitch, moan, and possibly break into man-tears because a team you had projected to go deep into the NCAA basketball tournament lost in the first round, thereby ruining your bracket (i.e. "a bracket buster")

Thank God Memphis didn't lose to Cal State Northridge, or my boyfriend would have been basketbawling all night.

by punch_em_in_the_head March 21, 2009