its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea
after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte
by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024
Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.
by Chillosophy October 04, 2017
The delicately balanced art of getting your cock sucked while taking a dump, combined with the holy grail of the splash from the dump landing in her eye.
With one big splash and a squeal, my blumpkin turned into a blumpkin blowback, pushing me right over the edge!!
by Dirty girl December 30, 2017
by fallout4luvr May 19, 2025
Person 1: Have you seen Gabe recently? He's turning into a real Chumpidy Blumpkin.
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!
Person 2: I haven't seen him, but I've smelled him!
by urbanthickcionary10294764 October 08, 2024
When somebody gives you a blumpkin while simultaneously gripping and twisting your penis, giving you an Indian burn
by MilkyFrogLeg April 22, 2024
Similar to a regular bumpkin, but slightly different. The act of receiving a blowjob from one individual while defecating on or in the mouth of another individual. Commonly executed during a threesome.
I was bored on a Sunday so I went on urban dictionary. I saw the definition of a Burmese Blumpkin and I threw up everywhere.
by Hdog99 October 17, 2014