chudly blumpkin

something that describes an ugly chud self-foid with a shit fetish.

"Alright FOIDS here's the way of the road:

1: BYOB
2: NO CHUDLY BLUMPKINS ALLOWED!
3: FOIDS PROHIBITED!!"

by pickleFOID3030 October 31, 2025

Blumpkin

The sexual act of giving one a blow job whilst they are shitting

“May I give you a blumpkin?”

“Perchance”

by dominno June 2, 2025

Muff Blumpkin

When one puts their mouth on a muffler of a gas powered vehicle. Than proceeds to crap out their anus.

Ian had a hard day at work. When returning home before shutting off the car he stripped down and got down on all fours. Than proceeded to give his car a muff blumpkin.

by Voltawolf77 August 16, 2025

Gummer Blumpkin

Receiving a blow job from someone with no teeth (hence the gummer), while taking a shit on the toilet (hence the blumpkin).

Donald was the most delighted when ol' Betsy from room 309 came down the hall before midnight and surprised him with a Gummer Blumpkin on his birthday; needless to say, that's one way to keep the Doctor away!

by Willywonkered August 9, 2025

Antique Blumpkin

A Blumpkin in a outhouse located behind pistol Pete’s bar and gun club .

I went into the outhouse behind pistol Pete’s and got a antique Blumpkin!

by MrHeadCheese716 March 1, 2023

blueface blumpkin

getting head while inside a skido can. when yku drop one it splashes the blue liquid onto the chicks face

taylor was giving a blueface blumpkin in the skido can at u pull it for five bucks.

by Suka may korncob July 8, 2025

Blumpkin sanchez

While recieving a bumpkin the person giving fellatio reaches in the bowl and retrieves feces in order to smear it on their face

That female gave me a blumpkin sanchez; I doubt I'll be seeing her again

by Cptnhowdy June 6, 2018