An individual who does not acknowledge the importance of their own birthday, yet readily emphasizes celebrating the birthdays of others. Such individuals sacrifice their birthdays.
Roberta: "Man, I'm so excited for Bryan's birthday this weekend! Jon Skuba has been hyping it up for months."
Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."
Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."
Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."
Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."
Christine: "Yeah dude, Jon's birthday was also yesterday, but he just didn't tell anyone."
Roberta: "Really? I had no idea. What a pagan birthday priest."
Christine: "Yeah. But I heard that later tonight he's conducting a ceremonial ritual in which he slaughters a bull upon an altar in honor of Apollo if you want to go to that."
Roberta: "Sounds good dude. I'm in."
by Gandalf Greyhelm. September 25, 2013

by WildAbi June 25, 2021

by merr neewb May 24, 2022

a girl who is so amazing and loves pretty little liars to death. and by placing happy birthday infront of her name it makes her the most amazing person in the world..just because.
you: happy birthday olivia!! what are you going to do on your birthday?
olivia: thanks! i am going to watch pretty little liars all day and then shop after that!
olivia: thanks! i am going to watch pretty little liars all day and then shop after that!
by heylivitsaud July 12, 2011

Keem: “OMG CallMeCarson sent birthday suit pictures to minors”
Giga Chad: Stfu Keem I’m watching scarce
Giga Chad: Stfu Keem I’m watching scarce
by hydratedpogey May 5, 2021

by anonymous November 29, 2022

by Yazora April 30, 2021
