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Beard Ho

Woman with fetish for stroking man's beard ...
by RoscoeRoscoeRRRRRosc August 31, 2017
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beard scalp

The skin underneath a mans beard; the beard scalp usually forms after one has had a very manly beard for several years.
Steve uses coconut oil to moisturize his beard scalp.
by slax0r December 1, 2016
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bearded dusty

An elderly man's hairy penis.
Grandpa, get your bearded dusty out of my face!
by GojiraFlanders December 3, 2010
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Chineck-beard

The beard in which grows upon the 2nd chin which is actually more upon the neck such as in the case of a double chin.
Wow that guys chineck-beard is really intense.
by Sha~Mari November 11, 2018
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george beard

George is 1 of the main 2 charcters in the captain underpants series
George Beard is the one on the right with the flat top and the tie and harold hutchins is the one on the left with the bad hair cut.
by CaptainUnderpants fan June 17, 2021
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Bearded Cyclops

Overly hairy and neglected looking vagina.
I went to chow down on the bearded Cyclops between the legs of a homeless cougar last night but couldn’t go through with it after I noticed she had crabs.
by dognuts August 31, 2023
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Bearded Tuna

n. A woman's vag.
Also known as a fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, vertical fur burger, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
John turned to Sharon with a glint of passion in his eye. She quivered as he leant towards her and whispered "I can't wait to jam my hairy hotdog in your bearded tuna"
by HadeK September 17, 2013
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