Son of the Beach 

A hilarious, albeit extremely slapstick and rather stupid, telivision program that aired on the cable network FX at the beginning of the 21st century A.D. The show was very satirical in nature, and full of innuendo and knockoffs of various cultures, movies, and so on.
The main character's name was Notch Johnson, and some of the other characters included BJ Cummings, Spank the Monkey, and Porcelain Bidet.
You'd have to watch it a good bit to really understand what was going on.

Son of the Beach was a show which almost nobody watched, and fewer people understood.

Son of the Beach by dude, schwing February 12, 2006

Cold Frosty on the Beach 

When an unsuspecting woman relaxing on the beach is the target of a man's ejaculation.

I was enjoying a nice day catching a tan on the sand but I must have dozed off because next thing I knew some guy gave me a cold frosty on the beach.

Cold Frosty on the Beach by The Princess Buttercup July 14, 2011

take your talents to south beach 

Used for the first time by an ESPN commentator during Bulls-Heat game, with regard to LeBron James. Colloquially it can be used in a huge variety of scenarios, but most commonly as a dismissal to people who are acting immaturely or against their own best interest.

EX1: - "I wanna screw up my whole career just so I can get paid more."
- "Yeah you should totally take your talents to south beach, asshole!" *in sarcastic tone*

EX2: - "Are we heading out to get piss drunk again?"
- "Yeah, it's time to take our talents to south beach"

take your talents to south beach by uofi2408 March 13, 2011

vero beach

a really shitty town in florida.
it's filled with whiny rich old people.
and pretty much everyone is ridiculously stupid.

there's nothing to do in vero beach.

vero beach by this personnnnn July 6, 2007

Puffins on the beach 

Disguised as a pizza store, puffins on the beach is a way to say "i'm going to smoke pot on the beach"

Pothead 1: Brah I'm mad hungry
Pothead 2: Wanna go eat at "puffins on the beach"
Pothead 1: yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Puffins on the beach by Puffins at the beach owner May 9, 2010

Safe Sex On The Beach 

A drink that's the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

I didn't know it at first, but the bartender at the wedding was telling me that Safe Sex On The Beach is the exact same thing as Sex On The Beach but without any alcohol in it.

Safe Sex On The Beach by izcool January 8, 2011

West Palm Beach 

Also known as Tel Aviv.

Steve Irwin: Here we spot a jew in his natural habitat, west palm beach!

West Palm Beach by Donald Ronald Donaldson May 24, 2006