A Person or Lackluster Accessory that Accompanies Someone or Something of more interest or importance. It isn’t bad its just a less desirable accompaniment or persona non grata. Personification of “Meh”.
“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”
“A person with none of the Sprinkles that make life interesting”
Sullivan’s lacky is such a Bagel Bottom. He’s like a Human Echo.
“Yea”
Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.
“Yea”
Dude has None of the Special Ingredients people look forward to.
by PannyRipper August 02, 2024
The object of a fetish for Irish computer hackers who desire tossing the salads of old homeless men.
Mike likes to toss the salads of old homeless men who have not showered. The dirtier the better. He likes charred bagels.
by Tacoman109 September 26, 2024
Boy who often wears a NFL hoodie. Had brown hair and blue eyes. Is highly annoying . And looks like a packrat.
The seaa bagel is in the water
by marla johnson May 15, 2017
It was fall and I was feeling festive and frisky but had to shit so naturally I asked my girl for a blumpkin bagel.
by Muffins. August 24, 2022
Too bad Denny's not here to eat this crud bagel. It really smells like crap!
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
M: Is that an everything bagel?
F: Na, its a crud bagel.
M: O great, that means Denny's on his way over
by Dumass EN January 25, 2010
The shit residue around a protruded asshole, typically found after being vigorously fucked and/or fisted .
by eggos January 07, 2015
by DestDM January 10, 2021