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Bagel

A weird donut without the sugar and it tastes bad, especially with sprinkles.
That donut looks like a bagel, so I'm not eating it
by Biggie Bagel May 1, 2019
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bagel rash

A red area at the tip of Bagel Sniffers nose. Develops
after repeated bagel sniffings. Often made worse by
presence of salt, poppy seeds, and even onions.

Sometimes goes unnoticed due to brown nose condition.
Furthermore, if bagel sniffer finds any pastries, bagel
rash may also become encrusted in chocolate, sugar glaze,
or cinnamon.

Encrustation around bagel rash will often end up on bagel
sniffers right index finger for these reasons:

- he picks his nose.
- he repeatedly employs the nose goes method of task avoidance.
- he does not want the free food particles to go to waste.
person 1: I’m having trouble downloading the software.
person 2: Your supposed to call bagel sniffer down to help you.
person 1: No way, it’s Friday, he’s got a terrible bagel rash today.
person 2: Oh my god, I thought that was a clump of dried mucus.
person 2: Yeah, that dumb ass will only make things worse anyways.
person 1: Don’t take my lines god damn it.
person 2: Ok, I’m sorry.
by AlexTheNewGuy July 25, 2008
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The Better Bagel

The bagel that broke the internet. Featuring the same net carb content as 2 slices of banana, 26g protein. No added sugar. Basically everybody's dream come true. It's the holy grain. The future. The most epic discovery of the 21st century. It's been reported that people are willing to do anything to get their hands on more Better Bagels. Some have tried trading their kids. The magic cannot be explained.
I really wish I was eating The Better Bagel instead of these carb-filled, high-calorie ones.
by BetterBagel November 23, 2021
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bagel 2020

VOTE BAGEL 2020 (he may have a weird obsession with the Beatles and isn’t funny and is sometimes boring but still)
person: bagel 2020
other person: YES
by Millowwww September 27, 2020
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Peanut Butter on a Bagel

When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.

Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.

When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
by TheDisrespect November 29, 2020
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Bagels

When someone is mooching hard, and they don’t care.
*when my brother (who has no job) leaves the party with as much food as he can fit in his hands*. I go to him and say, “Bro! Bagels.” or “Dude! Bagels much?”
by CowboyJak December 9, 2024
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Finagle the bagel

Ashley: Excited for your date tonight?
Ben: Imma Blow her mind and finagle the bagel 🥯

Ashley: *whispers under breath* You never finagle my bagel....
by The AB Finagler May 2, 2019
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