Cock Bagel

A word used to express feelings of stupidity towards someone who is stupid.

"John is being such a cock bagel today"

by Ethos Kohancho April 09, 2017

Breakfast Bagel

When you wake up and eat the butthole of your lover or acquaintance

Woke up and had a Breakfast Bagel this morning before the big meeting.

by Gamezurkers November 13, 2021

bagel cult

cult needs: 3 people.

we have.. 3 bagel-loving people...HMMM..

c u l t

BOW TO THE BAGEL CULT

by quibblee May 04, 2021

Skin bagel

A skin bagel is a reference to a female vagina

Man I could really use a skin bagel right now

by ScotvanD January 12, 2021

windy bagel

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)

David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me

by DrPhilOnYaBooty May 21, 2020

gay bagel

The prolapsed colon resulting from extreme anal penetration, such a fisting,

Hand made gay bagels, ask for Rob.

by Lil_JacknSEA August 09, 2017

electric bagel

An everything bagel dosed with liquid lsd.

I had eaten an "electric bagel" and was out of my mind.

by ballg December 29, 2013