slow as balls 

Very slow. Refers to the snail's pace at which the testicles are retracted upward into the groin area when exposed to cool temperatures.

Dangit, this data connection is slow as balls! I wish my iPhone was on Verizon...

slow as balls by audioman42 May 11, 2010

B.A.S. 

Short for bitch ain't shit.

guy 1: Man, she's retarded as hell.
guy 2: B.A.S.

B.A.S. by mofo's crazy January 18, 2009

Safe as Fuck 

extension of safe, used by hardcore welsh gangster rappers the GLC. meaning that is 'cool as hell', 'really rather fabulous' or can be used as a farewell.

Punk1: hey bro, im shootin off to the megabowl down stretham to get my balls polished
punk2: safe as fuck bro, laters.
Punk1: safe as fuck

Safe as Fuck by Bizzy frezzay November 26, 2005

a/s/l 

age/sex/location. used mostly in chatrooms by people who are either pedophilic stalkers or else very lonely people.

Dude 1: "yo, asl?"
Dude 2: "80/male/arkansas"
Dude 1: *runs, since there's no promise of sex*

a/s/l by Jax February 18, 2003

straight as a circle

A phrase that basically means gay. Or, if your definiton of gay means geeky or stupid- well then, there you go.

Chick 1: Eh-ma-gawd! Did you just see that fiine thang walk by just now?
Chick 2: Guuurl, I heard he was as straight as a circle.

Dude: Did you catch Pokemon last night?
Guy: Dude, that show is, like, as straight as a circle...
Dude: *gasp* Guy! How could you?!

straight as a circle by .:toXxisunshine:. March 5, 2008

As Joe Biden Would Say... 

A euphemistic way to reference Joe Biden's famous open mike reference to the Health Care Reform bill. Used in polite conversation with those current on political events.

You won the lottery? Wow! As Joe Biden would say...

As Joe Biden Would Say... by lwray March 24, 2010

N.A.S.A Titty 

the largest and most technologically advanced titty known to man, period. It lactates tons upon tons of titty milk and is recognized for feeding thousands of small villages at one time. It requires weekly massages to make sure there is no malfunctions with the nipple.

"Do you want to know where all your tax dollars go? To fund the milk production of N.A.S.A Titty."

"Mommy I'm hungry!." "Don't worry honey, N.A.S.A Titty will be here shortly."

N.A.S.A Titty by k2phatty November 18, 2009