Head-Heavy

When you have shrinkage from either playing sports, or being cold and your knob is bigger than the rest of your penis.

"Hey man, after that game I was soooo head-heavy."

by TTGG33 November 2, 2011

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dirty heavy d

When you’re 330 pounds and go to parties to pick up girls, and get no girls so you go fuck your gay dad.

I went home after the party and did a dirty heavy D

by Ohyeahbro June 5, 2019

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Heavy on the Flys

When exercising the fly press at a weight heavy enough to only squeeze in less than 3 reps.

-At the gym- "yo dude, look at that guy going heavy on the flys"

by AJY January 1, 2012

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heavy nuts retardo

The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.

This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.

Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.

"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."

Is that a fucking fat joke?

by lolwhatsupmom July 9, 2014

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