Zombie Redeye Jet Lag 

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.

I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

Zombie Tweaker 

A guy who lives in the War Zone of Albuquerque and so strung out on drugs, picks fights with street signs and loses.

I saw this zombie tweaker on Central near the fairgrounds fighting a stop sign. Gave a good show of it, too.

Zombie Tweaker by Juancabeza May 19, 2025

Zombie Love 

When you love a person for their brain and not how they look.

I have Zombie Love for Dr. K's surgical prowess.

Zombie Love by Nancy Jean July 21, 2025

zombie cat 

An issue that recurs despite applications and failures of multiple proposed solutions. Eg, a cat that has lived beyond its nine lives.

I can't believe this project is back. Remember 10 years ago when we thought this zombie cat would be over and done in a couple of weeks?

zombie cat by beamguru August 8, 2025

Zombie Town

Zombie Town
A place overrun by drug addicts who look like death warmed up, stumbling around like extras from a horror movie (think 28 Days Later). They beg for money, argue and fight with each other and the public, move in slow-motion, and are completely oblivious to the real world—giving the area a full-on post-apocalyptic, off-putting vibe.

Frank: Mate, you won’t believe what happened on holiday in Clacton.
Lee: Did you go to the beach? The pier?
Frank: Yeah… but I went into the town center… and they were filming a new 28 Days Later movie! Proper zombies everywhere!
Lee: Zombies? Don’t be daft, mate. That’s just the town center nowadays. There are loads of drug addicts now staggering about, and loads of shops shut down shops to. It looks like the apocalypse. It’s a proper zombie town now, you donut LOL.

Zombie Town by Jamie Cheese November 15, 2025

zombie fart

When ancient, decomposing gunk hidden in the farter’s backside comes back to life in a full biblical event. It crawls out of the darkness like something that should have stayed forgotten, unleashing noxious fumes that terrorize anyone within range. A stench so apocalyptic it feels like a warning sign the prophets politely chose not to write down.

Bro, that was a full zombie fart. It rose out of the darkness like the undead and came straight for my soul.

zombie fart by Seah0rse November 25, 2025

Zombie Land Saga

An anime that starts with a girl's dream being violently crushed by a truck within the first 60 seconds, only for her to be resurrected as a zombie idol to save a dying prefecture. It’s basically a fever dream where "Idol" meets "The Walking Dead," but with more singing, dancing, rapping, and detachable limbs

A: "I'm tired of those generic, shiny idol shows."
B: "Say no more. Go watch Zombie Land Saga. You'll see a zombie head-banging to death metal in episode one."

Zombie Land Saga by fumo nicedo February 24, 2026