Zero

The probability that this has only to do with big floppy weiners and retard sex cults.
Hym "Otherwise it wouldn't have had the effect that it's had..."

Iam "You gotta stop doing that."

Hym "He's perfectly comfortable doing to us. He's fine. We're pals."

Iam "He's clearly not happy about this."

Hym "I'm clearly not happy about the retard sex cult and the shit-head going all 'zodiac killer' on my writing and making MORE MONEY THAN ANYTHING ELSE HE'S EVER DONE. How's that for talent? Should I go to film school? Oh, wait, I'm already better than the people who did. This is fucking wild my guy. This perfectly illustrates my initial assertion. 'If you want to be better than us you have to try! Aquire some credentials to wield against us. Let us harvest you like a corpse of everything you have. Your suffering is nourishment for the horde' who's to say I would even have to try to excel in a field that I have no background in? Brilliant philosophical insight, writing talent, I have it all. Should I be given my due? Nah. I'm fine. I should just lay here while the horde fucks me? Should I struggle harder to make it more entertaining for them? Should I chop into the limbs of the unfeeling, schizophrenic horde? Who knows. How could one ever decide..."

Iam "Sorry, he's in a mood today."

Hym "Nah, I'm glad it'll help people. Non-consentual, horde-mandated altruism. I'm like Simon of Cyrene over here. Zero problems over here."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2022
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zero

zero one of the greatest numbers in the world
"wait no you cant devide by zero it w-!"
universe explodes
by Henchman the Necromancer April 06, 2021
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zero

searing is a number below 1 or means nothing
who ever is reading this pulls ZERO bitches
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Zero Outta Three

A poor woman who has none of the “Three” or the sole things that make a woman physically attractive (boobs, ass, thighs). Can also be an adjective. And since personality is always overlooked, even a woman like this will be ignored and set up for doom.
Dillon: hey bro, look. Chelsea just snapped me. Chelsea from Biology.

Ace: oh, hell nah. Don’t answer. She’s zero outta three, for real.
by spadecard December 10, 2022
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zero to rapey

When you meet a stranger and you're not hitting on him but socializing and as the night progresses he goes from no sexual intentions towards you to a slightly scary creeper. This can be true to for men meeting women but that's more of a zero to clingy scenerio.
I meet this guy at the hotel bar on a business trip, he went from zero to rapey in three drinks flat.
by LissaLee January 17, 2016
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[Guitar Zero]

Someone who plays guitar hero on easy when online.
May or may not have passed medium, expert and hard but insists on playing on EASY all the time.
Prcatises so much they will always get 100% and win.
Gary: Aww man that sucks, you just lost playing Guitar Hero. You must be gutted.
Judy: Nah not really I was playing a complete Guitar Zero
by Elkie :) August 02, 2008
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A score of zero

A score of zero is something that is absolutely terrible. It is trash. It is so bad that it deserves to be spat on. If something is a score of zero, it's probably a criminal offence. When you see something that is a score of zero, you have an urge to throw up. When something is a score of zero, it probably killed a pig for a reason other than eating it.
Fatboy 1: "hey broseph, is that a terrorist who kills people and eats people and yells at people and is a loser?"
Fatboy 2: "he's just a score of zero"
by crap house hose June 30, 2023
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