Youtube

Where people (children) go to get away from their own shitty lives

I go on YouTube everyday when I get home from school!

by DansComingHideYourMemes January 4, 2018

Youtube mantra

When youtubers say 'Like, share, comment, subscribe, hit the bell notification button'

I usually just end the video when youtubers start reciting the youtube mantra

by pseudo3 August 20, 2018

YouTube-recommendation-induced delay

Refers to the postponement that inevitably occurs when you go to watch a certain video on YouTube, but there are one or more irresistibly-interesting other videos that are offered on the home-page, and so you spend the next 45 minutes viewing those other videos before you finally bring up the one you'd originally gone there to watch (if you can even remember which one it was, of course, after totally saturating your brain wif all of dat OTHER delightful/fascinating/informative content).

When I'd originally brought up the YouTube homepage, I was just wanting to watch a 5-minute instructional-video on how to re-assemble the carburetor on a Weed Wacker after cleaning it, but I ended up spending over an hour at it thanks to YouTube-recommendation-induced delay!

by QuacksO October 2, 2018

YouTube

A video sharing site that is the biggest blackhole of time.

So I spent several hours on YouTube watching a compilation of Lara Croft noises.

by no_user_name_required October 9, 2018

Youtube University

When you learn a skill through watching videos on Youtube, thereby becoming competent at said skill without formal education or help from others.

"Hey, where did you learn to weld?"
"Youtube University"

by ElectricBananaMan June 15, 2019

YouTube

A place where you could upload whatever you want, but an adpocalypse or 2 later you can’t post anything involving criticism or cussing now instead of ‘Brodcast yourself’ it is now ‘ Say anything remotely bad and your whole channel will be demonetized’ it has caused many to leave the site and kid friendly YouTubers are flooding in. Now all comments are five year olds saying “Like if your watching in (insert year here)”

Remember old YouTube and how it was so much better

by JakePersonYT September 4, 2019

YouTube Certified

The belief that by watching a "How to" video makes you a certified expert on the matter.

This genius thought he tell me how to do my job, cause he watched a 10 minute video. Bro' must have been YouTube Certified!

by Franklin'ation September 23, 2020