Denise woods

The biggest bitch in the world

Denise woods is coming. Better be On your best behavior

by Denbo January 17, 2018

wood mage

Forest dwelling creature, the official height off cool

Legolos is a wood mage

by SirGalahadTheDivine January 9, 2010

Adam Wood

Sales Boy. Swave and Debeoner.

Adam Wood is going to Florida for a Salescall.

by thebigchester41 June 9, 2018

Morning Wood

When you wake up when your penis is erect

I have a morning wood

by Name69, November 23, 2020

wood dogg

drunken pizza delivery boy. urban legend of a shaved big foot delivering pizza in northern rural new
jersey

wood dogg dropped da pie at my gate afta drinking a fiff

by Will K December 8, 2004

Wood Killer

When you are "sporting wood" at an inconvient or embarrassing time, you need to think of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. She shall be affectionatley known as "The Wood Killer."

As the gorgeous nurse asked me to remove my hospital provided gown, I realized I was sporting wood. In order to avoid embarrassment I closed my eyes and pictured a naked picture of the "wood killer."

by bomba007 July 9, 2010

Norwegian wood

When you wake up with a boner but the girl/guy you're staying at is gone.

- I slept at Jill's yesterday night.
- So? How did it go?
- Norwegian wood.
- Sorry, man...

by beardedfrenchman September 23, 2016