Party Wizard

One who is capable of manifesting a good time. Or one who is in a good mood at a party and is handing out "goodies" to fellow partiers.

Similar to a modern shamen.

"See that dude over there", "yeah", "he pulled this shit out his hat like a party wizard"

"Man, you're like a party wizard handing out all this shwag."

by Tree Wizard March 17, 2012

Grand wizard

The grand wizard leader of the kool kids klub made by David is based on the kkk he is very strong so strong that he says the n-word without the pass he hates black people and has a all black robe and his followers where all white robes he also does not like black animals especially black goats he hates them with all his heart. Also he hates the lgbtq and is a high chad who once threw a pride flag in a sewer he is a ultra chad

The grand wizard

by David the grand wizard February 1, 2023

Corn wizard

Those who are disingenuously self proclamedly based

Garett Carmel is such a corn wizard name

by ifadickwasmine April 1, 2025

Wizard

Some crazy old guy who runs around naked holding his penis and yelling.

"I'M A WIZARD AND THIS IS MY WAND PATRICK THE PENIS!"

by The Great What's-His-Face September 21, 2016

Math Wizard

Passing a Math Exam/ Class without knowing how to do math.

Every math wizard needs a Hot/ Talented Brunette who works in mysterious ways.

That kid is a math wizard, he got a 100 on the test but I saw his worksheet and he couldn’t do basic division.

by B 0 B April 9, 2025

Wizard sleeve

Enormous vagina

...when she pulled down her pants it looked like a wizard sleeve.

by Male chauvinist pig February 27, 2018

I don't know, I'm not a wizard.

A popular phrase used in response to a reasonable question.

"How do you use this whistle?"

"I don't know, I'm not a wizard."

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025