Bat Wings

(n) A humiliating yet humorous gesture performed by stretching the skin of the testes in opposite directions to resemble the wings of a bat

Get off my bus! I saw you doing bat wings back at Putney Bridge.

by kaiiiiiii December 1, 2009

Detroit Red Wings

One of the original six hockey teams and the most corrupt. Full of old players. Basically they buy their way to victory much like the Yankees or the Lakers. No one likes the Red Wings but two people:

1. People from Michigan

2. Bandwangon faggots who know nothing about hockey.

Hockey fan: The only thing worst to come from Michigan than the Detroit Red Wings is ICP and Juggalo fags.

by bloodredrage February 28, 2011

brown wings

The act of performing oral sex on a dirty, unwiped anus.

Guy #1 "Is that shit on your face?"
Guy #2 "Yeah, I just earned my brown wings from that skank on the corner!"

by odody March 4, 2008

Windsock

When one man is penetrating another man up the bum, goes in too deep, thus resulting in second man's intestines being pulled out his rectum, resulting in something that looks rather like a windsock.

Jimmy was doing Bob up the arse lastnight. Of course he went too deep and Bob ended up with a nasty windsock.

by Inhialater April 3, 2011

buffalo wings

Chicken Wings that have a certain zest to them, many people think they originated in Buffalo, NY, but in actuality, they just got popular there.

Mom: Jo-Jo eat your buffalo wings before they get cold!
Jo-Jo: But mo-om...

by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005

Red Wings

10 time Stanley Cup champs; NHL assholes who spend a shitload of money to win the Cup; 10 straight playoff berths; they suck

I hate the damn Red Wings.

by 0000 October 20, 2003

Detroit Red Wings

The New York Yankees, New England Patriots, or Los Angeles Lakers of hockey; take your pick.

The Detroit Red Wings don't win the Cup, they buy it!

by Dodger of Zion May 13, 2008