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"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

An exclamation declaring that one's nuts have indeed just been bobcatted.

Not to be confused with the phrase: "bobcat your nuts "
Upon learning that 5-Star Rivals.com Defensive Back Recruit, Juan Epstein has just committed to the OKLAHOMA SOONERS:

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes perfect sense.

Said phrase can also be used as an expression of negative surprise and nausiating consternation, ie:

Upon learning that one's new supervisor is a UT Grad.

"Well, bobcat my nuts!"

See, makes even more sense.
by Gernansky January 12, 2009
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well a good evening officer

when walking home from mattys house drunk and see a policeman u have to say "well a good evening officer" and he wont think that u r drunk
policeman - "hello, and wot are u two doing talking to thatlampost"

whitey and lewis - "well a good evening officer"
by poo July 30, 2004
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Timmy fell down the well

A phrase used to describe the dissatisfaction a woman begins to feel during intercourse with a man who is under-endowed, as her perfectly fine vagina begins to feel cavernous because of his teeny-weeny.
I thought my first time having sex with Bill was gonna be great, but it was a total Timmy fell down the well. What a bummer.
by bad lady planet October 25, 2010
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Imperial Beach Wishing Well

When you done having anal sex and you spread your partners cheeks wide, toss a quarter into their gaping anus and make a wish.
JC gave Mrs Yothers Imperial Beach Wishing well and all his wishes came true!
by dr. zero October 4, 2005
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..well, Bin Laden is dead?

A phrase used to undermine the logic of normal security questions and provide sound explanation for them, simply because Osama Bin Laden is dead.
Person 1: Hey, do you know if i can send matches in the post?

Person 2: ..well, Bin Laden is dead?

Person 1: Oh yeh! Thanks.
by TheBald May 29, 2011
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Something you say when someone bumps into you
Kyle: *bumps into Jenny*
Jenny: well that wasn't very woke of you!
Kyle: wha…?
Jenny: UP YOURS!!!
by EKimLipse November 8, 2023
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rare medium well done

A pun on steak because it uses all of the ways a steak can be cooked
Me:You know what I like about steak jokes?
You:What?
Me: They're a rare medium well done
by robinthegrandmaster January 16, 2018
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