Weird flex but ok

When someone is obsessed with panda bears

L: "I am completely obsessed with pandas"
M: "Weird flex but ok"

by Yyyyyyouth June 7, 2019

weird handjob

I am the one who invented this phrase. It is where you squeeze the dick up and down, over and over.
See when a man has a discusting/unsercumsized dick, you dont really want to touch it.
You try to go up and down but the skin follows your hand.
So you squeeze the sucker.

Corii was hooking up with a hott man. Little did she know that he had a fucked up dick. The weird handjob was invented

by RichardRich October 8, 2008

Weird Al

When a girl with curly hair puts her hair inside her hand while jacking you off.

Get over here and give me a Weird Al, you curly headed ho

by Holden Tudix April 14, 2020

wearyyi

some weird ass user idk i think she meant weary or sum shit man💀

person: OMG HAVE U SEEN INSTAGRAM USER wearyyi ‘s NEW POST
me: yea what a weirdo

person: ikr even their user is a lil kooky 🤣

by sug4rdoll April 15, 2022

White guy weird

When you are fixing something with tools, such as a car, or household project, and you work on it well past when it's either completely broken or completely fixed, and get mad if anyone tries to help you

"Bruh, why the fuck don't we have a front door? You got fuckin white guy weird again didn't you? Fuck, man."

Not to be confused with white boy weird

by benjaminblanco July 3, 2021

Wow, Colorado Really is one Weird Place

What is said right after one finishes a trip or vacation to anywhere in Colorado.

Wife: Did you like our honeymoon to Aspen?
Husband: Yeah, but Wow, Colorado really is one weird place...

by landmassmississippi September 4, 2012

Get Weird on Some Strange

When two or more male friends discuss an orgy of any amount of combined sexual intercourse involving one or more women.

"Yo, Bro. You wanna get weird on some strange?

by Anonymous867 July 11, 2012