WalkingTurd

When u take a dump, crap, turd.... u know. And it starts to move and u say, "What the Hell?" and then it attacks u

Alex: "Damn man, I found a walkingturd in my toilet yesterday"
Jim: "Wow"

by Awesomedude32 February 16, 2009

Walking a sleazy

When someone fly is open, they are walking a sleazy

dude seriously you gotta fix yourself.
-wait what?
dude im tellin ya, your walking a sleazy
-oh snap! thanks for the heads up dude, that coulda ended bad

by CRIPPLEhank May 26, 2009

walking buttfuck

Pejorative term used to describe someone who exhibits uselessness either in a specific area or in general.

At the Nets game last night, that seven-foot-tall walking buttfuck Jason Collins could not rebound if his life depended on it.

by Rufus Truthfist August 2, 2009

Walking Moral

Someone who is a good role model and doesn't do anything that can get them in trouble. Usually succeeds in school. Is a positive example to people. Just all around goody-two shoes.

Admirer: Look at her-- she is such a walking moral. She's always doing good and gets good grades in her schoolwork.

Hater:NERD LOLOL.

by ACityAftrUs October 16, 2009

Walking Pictionary

Someone who talks with their hands and uses other nonverbal cues more than using actual words to communicate.

After Donald lost his own mouth in a bet, he became a walking pictionary.

by who who, who who! April 18, 2010

Walking With a Ghost

A song written by Tegan and Sara, but that Jack White plays way better with more kickass guitar and better, less annoying vocals.

Dude #1: dude, did you listen to "walking with a ghost" yet?

Dude #2: Yeah, Jack White rocks!

by veryirishdude September 16, 2010

warpingest

Damaged beyond repair or function; warped beyond usefulness; or throw-out-worthy.

The Tim Horton's cashier picked the warpingest paper tray for my three coffees and the long walk back to work.

by nightn3rd February 28, 2011