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prudent wastebasket

The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want the white stuff in her mouth during felatio so you stomp on her foot like the pedal of a wastebasket to open it, and you make a basket while her mouth is open to scream in pain.
I was tired of my girlfriend not wanting to swallow, so I gave her a prudent wastebasket.
by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008
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Sober Wasted

When you choose to stay sober (because you're either lightweight or pregnant), but pretend to be wasted with everyone who is getting drunk.
Girl #1: Everyone is getting drunk, wats wrong wit chu gurl? It looks like you wasted but you hasnt drunken all night...
Girl #2: I'm gettin' sober wasted!
Girl #1: why tho?!
Girl #2: I'm preggo!
by no_nameyo May 19, 2013
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Waste Gash

A wasteful vagina. Often belongs to someone of a hideous frame and face, therefore a perfectly good vagina could be wasted because no one would want to fuck a beast.
(ugly person walks by)

Person 1:

OMG did you just see that girl.

Person 2:

Yeah. She is such a waste gash
by Fattybob June 6, 2010
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W.O.F. (Waste Of Fuck)

a person that you wouldn't sleep with for a million dollars, someone so not worth your time you wouldn't even sleep with them with a paperbag over there face and you were the last two people on earth
Oh that girl, she's a W.O.F. (Waste of Fuck), not a chance in hell.
by cdawg for rizzle October 16, 2005
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waste space

Adj: A waste of space, similar to Waste gash or waste man, But more offensive.
That chair is waste space
by killer-street August 12, 2006
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Waste-basket

The age-old way to "waste" time at the office where you take a piece of paper, "ball" it up, then shoot it into a trashcan from a reasonable distance. This is more significant than it seems. This almost ritualistic American Pastime can be used to:

1. dispose of those dreaded filing reports your douche boss assigned to you

2. assert your dominance in the part of the office you work

3. be a fun way to dispose a random piece of paper

I'm pretty sure this is the inspiration for "Cuponk"
Todd: *crumples random piece of paper* "OH! and Todd charges down the lane! He's the only hope for the team! They're all counting on him! 3... 2... 1... *shoots*.... *misses*.... no one saw that but me..."

Dan: "Nah dude, I saw you miss your Waste-basket... Michael Jordan would be ashamed.
by SyKnEsS 1 March 19, 2011
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