Waste-basket 

The age-old way to "waste" time at the office where you take a piece of paper, "ball" it up, then shoot it into a trashcan from a reasonable distance. This is more significant than it seems. This almost ritualistic American Pastime can be used to:

1. dispose of those dreaded filing reports your douche boss assigned to you

2. assert your dominance in the part of the office you work

3. be a fun way to dispose a random piece of paper

I'm pretty sure this is the inspiration for "Cuponk"

Todd: *crumples random piece of paper* "OH! and Todd charges down the lane! He's the only hope for the team! They're all counting on him! 3... 2... 1... *shoots*.... *misses*.... no one saw that but me..."

Dan: "Nah dude, I saw you miss your Waste-basket... Michael Jordan would be ashamed.

Waste-basket by SyKnEsS 1 March 19, 2011

Waste basket wipe 

When going for #2 and no toilet paper is available you use dirty kleenex for the waste basket

Was at Adam's the other night had to shit so bad he didn't have any tp so I didn't have a choice but waste basket wipe.

Waste basket wipe by Mike Stabb August 23, 2016

Warste Barsket 

A large recepticle that can contain a persons Honor Dollors (in a metaphorical sense) and is located inside said person. When overfilled with Honor Dollors, it's location will become apparent, allowing the person to find it and repeat whatever wisdom is imparted upon the person in the process. It also refers to a large physical object that can sometimes be used to hold trash. Those that are foolish enough to leave theirs lying around for anyone to find it may end up having it stolen. If this happens, the person cannot have Honor in any capacity again until their Warste Barsket is found. The foolish use them to block entrances to parking lots.

Uh, I went to Arright Parking and saw the Warste Barsket! Grand Dragon come to me, He say to stear it, so I did. I gain Honor!

Warste Barsket by Mr. Honor February 12, 2009

Wastebasketing 

The act of quickly jumping up off of your partner to dispense your cum into a wastebasket instead of on your partner.

"I was fucking Brian last night and just as he was going to cum, the bastard went wastebasketing."

Wastebasketing by Sadistic1JJ August 22, 2009

prudent wastebasket 

The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want cum in her mouth during felatio so a guy stomps on her foot (like the pedal of a wastebasket) and he makes a basket while she's screaming in pain.

Jill took my dick out of her mouth when I was about to cum, so I gave her a prudent wastebasket.

prudent wastebasket by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

prudent wastebasket 

The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want the white stuff in her mouth during felatio so you stomp on her foot like the pedal of a wastebasket to open it, and you make a basket while her mouth is open to scream in pain.

I was tired of my girlfriend not wanting to swallow, so I gave her a prudent wastebasket.

prudent wastebasket by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

wastebasket 

Also known as prudent wastebasket.
The act of stomping on a girl's foot and ejaculating in her mouth while she screams; when a girl doesn't want cum in her mouth during felatio so a guy stomps on her foot like the pedal of a wastebasket to open it, and he makes a basket while her mouth is open to scream in pain.

Jill took my dick out of her mouth when I was about to cum, so I gave her a wastebasket.

wastebasket by DjSuzySolar September 17, 2008