Whippany Park Highschool

1) The football team is ass.

2) The marching band used to be good but is now ass as well.
3) Cheerleaders are irrelevant.

4) Almost everyone is white.

5) No one knows how to wear their mask properly.
6) The asians are either bullied or white washed.
7) Mr. Kelly is my 13th reason.
8) Learn math on ur own if u don't wanna fail cuz math teachers don't do shit.
9) the café fries are BUSSIN.
10) no one actually knows how politics actually work, they get all their info from tiktok.
11) House on Mango street is cancer

12) Honors Englsih is a joke

13) Profe Beyer and Curly Cal are the only ones that care about your mental health

14) AACC is probably the worst club at this point

15) Ms. Vitale flirts with all the popular guys it's sus

16) Our only flex is being better than Hanover Park (sister school)

Bob: Oh u go to whippany park highschool?!
Jennie: Yea it's awful here

Bob: Transfer to Hanover Park
Jennie: Oh hell nawh that's a different type of awful

by kirby's thicc ass May 11, 2021

poonanny whipped

Not being able to think for ones self. Inability to make decisions without the consent of your wife. Not being able to stand up and take charge. Sackless, Pantless. Only found when the male in a relationship is not allowed to think for himself. Even simply decisions like when and where to piss are controlled by the one with the poonanny (vagina).

Josh Connell is so poonanny whipped that his wife Carrie said he can't go to the truckpull with us this weekend, what a skirt wearing bitch he is!

by Biginuf2500 July 1, 2007

Wookie Whip

When having doggie style sex with your women. You pull your penis out and whip it against her ass as you ejaculate and growl like a wookie. This could get a laugh or piss her off, only one way to find out.

"So I gave Mandy a wookie whip last night" - person 1

"I fucking hate star wars" - person 2

"Me too. But hey, we got a laugh out of it." - person 1

by Joe587 February 10, 2008

Skater whiplash

skater whiplash occurs to a skateboarder when he/she has just landed a complicated trick, or one that they have been trying to land for a while. As soon as the trick has been landed the skater looks round so quickly and sharply to see if anybody saw it, that they are said to suffer from skaters whiplash.

skateboarder1- dude did you see how quickly he looked around to see if we saw that trick??

skateboarder2- yeah man! he got some serious 'skater whiplash' just now!

by noiburglar August 22, 2009

Pussy whip

When a girl uses her body/pussy to make a guy fall in love with her.

Girl 1: So he doesn’t like you? Does he just want to fuck?
Girl 2: Yeah, but I’ll pussy whip him. He’ll love me by the end of the night.

by Hannah_Banani March 30, 2019

whipped

"Whipped" usually means that the guys is into you. He may like you, maybe love you. The reasons why your friends or his friends call him whipped is becuase he is talking about a lot, if someone makes fun of you, he is defending you. Being whipped is not a bad thing. it is just that his friends are just making fun of him because he likes you

She is so lucky her boyfriend is whipped

by <3myboyfriend January 5, 2010

Pussy Whipped

When the female has absolute control over the male in every way and the male is a scrawny shit face who is to weak to testify.

Rick P, your girlfriend must have the penis in the relationship. You are too pussy whipped for that kind of responsibility (to have the penis)...

by Not PussyWhipped November 10, 2004