watching the office

"Watching 'The Office'" is a term to be used when referring to fingering a girl, but having to be discreet while talking about it.

Ron: "Yo, what'd you guys do at her house last night?"
Hank: "Her and I just ended up watching The Office for a while."
Ron: "Nice."

by BirdJesus June 25, 2017

mom i watching porn

A sentence used mostly by children when there doing something even worse than watching porn

mom: Are you buying a new liver?
child: NO MOM I WATCHING PORN

by fRape January 19, 2021

China Watcher

A China Watcher is someone who portrays themself as an authority on Chinese politics. China Watchers almost always identify as "Western," but in reality they are just white or boba liberal. Common activities of a China Watcher include making hypocritical orientalist statements about China or Chinese people, writing articles based on Google translated Chinese sources, or making stuff up when there are no sources at all. A feature of China Watchers is that the more prolific they are, the less meaningful academic or real life experience on China or Chinese subjects they have. As a result, despite their claimed expertise, many China Watchers cannot speak or read Chinese, have never worked in China, lived in China, been to China, or even read a peer-reviewed article on Chinese history or politics in their own native language. Unfortunately China Watchers view their lack of experience with pride, so there is no hope of correcting their defects, which is probably why all their opinions on China are complete nonsense.

This virus is God's punishment on China, which shall bring back manufacturing to America, and cast a blight on these heathen communists so great that all shall convert to democracy, proving the superiority of Western society.

- some China Watcher back in January, 2020

by SeoyeonlovesDan December 25, 2020

Kobe Watching

1.) When Kobe is doing work and his teammates are watching history being made instead of helping him out.

2.) when someone is watching you get some from a girl. It is also known as being a creeper and is ashamed upon.
often happens in the movie theater

see peeping tom

Announcer: "kobe pulls up for three, misses grabs his rebound looks for an open teammate but there all staring at him like zombies, pulls up for another three and drains it!!"

Mike: "what was your favorite part of the movie shannon?"

Shannon:(awkwardly laughs)

Chris: "are you trying to imply she wasnt watching the movie and was making out with Jim?!?"

Mike: (nervously) "No of course not"

Chris: "Stop Kobe watching kid!"

by that one guyyyyy June 15, 2010

Wancho

Well its a godly looking human being kinda like hercules but higher up on the god chart has secret saiyan powers out powers Goku and all the other saiyans. WANCHO IS UNSTOPPABLE. Is the most sexy, amazing people ever to live. If you ever meet this kid you should just give all the money in your pocket to him just for being in his presence.

Wancho is AMAZING, AMAZING, AND JUST AMAZING!

by sdgfsafasdfs April 6, 2011

watcharaphon

Just the sickest Asian cunt u will ever meet in your lifetime. He is super handsome, it is said that if you saw him in daylight your eyesight would increase to 69/69 vision. If u were to become friends with the watcharaphon, it means that you have been blessed by God. Watcharaphons is in love with noodles (Not that type of noodles perverts). U may be able to locate a Watcharaphon in the bathroom and under your bed, he usually has his massive Asian SHLONG just hanging there like a third leg.

Isaac:"WOW I saw a watcharaphon under my bed last night and got a glimpse of his third leg, I was so baffled of how big ones SCHLONG can be. I can now die happy knowing that I have been blessed."

Brodie: WOW no way you are so lucky, I wish I can get hit from behind by that third leg.'

by Vincent Michael Shaw July 18, 2018

Pan watcher

Someone who watches other kissing.

I was snogging some tart last night and Higger was pan watching.

"Higger is a pan watcher"

by Paul_01_07 November 2, 2009