turd lasagne

A masterpiece created on the toilet.
where you sit and shit for ages, constantly thinking youv finished wiping your arse.

This is repeated numerous times so that the toilet paper resembles lasagne pasta layers seperating the recycled meat youv give birth to.

Heather: "I thought I was constipated but turns out iv just made a turd lasagne."

by duringthewar April 22, 2015

Turd maker

A turd maker is a meal of little, or no nutritional value. It could also be a meal that is bland, unexciting, was not necessarily what was desired, or otherwise failed to blow one's skirt up. Not necessarily foul or offensive, but a place holder in one's over-arching meal plan, which is consumed with the sole purpose of creating a turd later in the day.

Neil tried to make a delicious dinner, but it failed to blow his skirt up. He ate it anyway, and lovingly referred to it as his "turd maker", the meal that would help him "make turd" later.

"Hey Stephanie? why are you eating that horrible 'just add water', microwaveable, mac and cheese cup?"
Stephanie: "I don't eat it because I enjoy it, it's just a turd maker"

by turdmaker007 April 14, 2014

eraser turds

The bits of eraser left behind after erasing something.

Teacher: get all the eraser turds off your desk so it doesn't mess up your drawing.

by spikeyrulez April 7, 2011

Turd Walk

The weird wobbling walk one makes when they have to drop a deuce really bad to avoid shitting themselves.

Jim - Why the fuck is Steve you walking like a fairy?
Bob - I'm not sure, I think he's doing the Turd Walk

by zaq101 September 9, 2006

Turd assault

A turd assault is when you go to take a crap, but all that comes out are turds. There is an absence of any long pieces of poop, and only short, round turds are present. Usually dissapointing for any male to experience.

My last toilet visit was just a turd assault. What a rip...

by WhiteyMcWhitster July 4, 2006

Turd Mongler

Noun: One who steals turds, a thief of turds

Tyler Reuter is such a turd mongler, he is always jacking all my turds!

by Kev Ward July 27, 2011

turd-flop

hairstyle in which all of the hair on the head is gathered in a ponytail, folded in half to make a pseudo-bun, and tied with a hair band.

Your hair is going to get stuck in the roller coaster, put it in a turd-flop.

by dennierich July 22, 2011