Turtle Boxing 

Fucking a womans clevage while holding her tits together. Combining turtle boxing with a Diaphram Dump results in Sloppy Chilli Dog.

"His girlfriend was on the rag, so he reverted to Turtle Boxing instead."

Turtle Boxing by Deano' July 13, 2007

turtlenet 

slow dial up internet access

Ang: Can you housesit for us next week?

Leslie: I would, but I have to do my classes online and would go nutty with your turtlenet.

turtlenet by Leslie Batta January 2, 2009

Turtle Tattoo 

Fucking sexy.

So amazingly sexy your clothes explode.

Guy 1: "Wow, that' girls so turtle tattoo it hurts."
Guy 2: "She's more turtle tattoo than my girlfriend!"

Turtle Tattoo by Batman is sexy April 27, 2009

Turtlerape 

the act of a turtle being raped

HOLY SHIT BATMAN I FOUND THE TREASURE!
TIME FOR A CELEBRATORY TURTLERAPE!!

Turtlerape by GaryFUCKINGcoleman July 17, 2009

turtle twat 

A vagina so nasty that it might snap off someone's dick like a snapping turtle.

Joe: Mary is looking hot tonight. Imma go talk to her.

Mike: Stay away from her if you care about your dick. I hear she has a turtle twat.

turtle twat by jaxon88 July 23, 2010

Turtle Hanger 

If someone goes for a poop, and do not wip their ass properly, they would have a small poop hanging from their butt.

Andy went to the toilet and left with a turtle hanger

Turtle Hanger by x Your Mum x August 5, 2011

Turtle maker 

A woman so ugly it actually makes your penis retract into your body.

That lady was a turtle maker.

Turtle maker by Pineapple trombone July 2, 2015