Hoe Trickity Slut

Hoe : skank or promiscuous person
trick: a tease, commonly used to prove that your are not impressed by their shit
slut: sleeps with everyone ( or wears skimpy clothing)

put them all together and you get:

a promiscious person who sleeps with everyone but you are not impressed

aka a Hoe Trickity Slut

(used for both men and women)

Male :
"damn did you hear about Tiger Woods?"
"yea i did, hes such a Hoe trickity slut he needs to grow up"

Female:
Angelina Jolie is a Hoe Trickity Slut for stealing Brad from Jennifer

by pterodactyl_girl94 May 1, 2011

O-ticket

The ticket you thought was to Ontario, Canada that actually took you to Ontario, California. (Or any other such mix-up).

I meant to go to Disney World, but guess I bought a an O-ticket to Disneyland instead

by Tweedle Dee September 18, 2012

parking ticket

an unpleasant surprise

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP neighborhood comes home to find the words alieni ite domum scratched into their front door.

the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket.

by Sexydimma March 25, 2013

Turtle Ticket

A ticket given to you when you are driving too slow.

If you drive underneath 20 miles per hour, you will get a turtle ticket. This is a highway.

by i8toast April 11, 2013

Meat Ticket

An old slang term for a soldier's identification tags.

We took his meat ticket before burying him

by MrKnowitLess January 1, 2014

bus ticket

When a girl has a threesome with 2 homeless men she found at a bus stop.

"Did you hear about the bus ticket Lyndi had in downtown Memphis?"

by Sclaire85 June 27, 2014

dick tricked

When a guy thinks he had sex with a chick, but discovers he was with a pre op tranny.

Dude thought he took a hottie home from the bar but he got dick tricked.

by Rynesdad1 April 6, 2016