Toilet Boner

That awkward moment when your dick gets slightly to hardcore erect, and it hits the bottom of the toilet seat.

*Mom walks in*
“OH MY GOD CHAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING???”
“Chill out Mom. I got a toilet boner. Just cleaning my meat.”
“Oh okay, understood.”

by IFap232BluntsIG August 10, 2018

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toilet nigga

a nigga who spends 30 minutes on the toilet.

this nigga is a toilet nigga

by 1400gaijin April 19, 2018

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Toilexting • Toilext • Toilexty • toilet • Toilet paper • toilet duck • toilethead • Toilet Seat • toilet texting • toilet bowl

toilet burger

a burger that had been dunked in the toilet

vic: ok breakfast is ready!

joe: *eats all the pancakes*

vic:

joe:

joe 2:
vic: ok fine we’re having toilet burgers now *grabs burgers and dunks them in the toilet*

by drop of dawn & grease is gone December 3, 2018

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Toilet milkshake

When your poo is the consistency of a creamy, dairy-based, semi-frozen dessert beverage.

Dude, I think I’m sick. I’ve made like four toilet milkshakes today.

by Stompy5 December 6, 2018

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A phrase normally found scribbled on the stall walls of a public toilet, followed by a magical command to "look left" where the seated participant will be greeted with the words "look right" compelled to do so by the confidence in which it is written, the cycle continues until the player either catches on to the fact that this will never end or...... dies on the seat due to dehydration and starvation.

Simon died because he got stuck playing Toilet Tennis.

by Onlydog January 4, 2019

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