Pooling

Verb. - Being a smug, bald, little man intentionally arguing in bad faith or playing dumb.

"I wear a beanie to cover my baldness" - Tim Pool
"I'm drowning in the pool" - Someone getting mad when Tim is pooling all over the place

by Captain Bucket April 11, 2025

late night pool party

A midnight orgy where people bring friends with benefits, have kush and taking shots

Hey girl are you tryna go to a late night pool party with me? Let’s get drunk and fuck some girls at a late night pool party Man!

Whose tryna get high with a lot of girls tonight at the late night pool party?

by NaughtyOrgys February 25, 2020

Office Pool Eunich

When your office mates won't either join in the vairous office pools and/or mess it up somehow

I can't believe Mark and Joel split the NCAA pool- the night bfore the final game "just to be safe" What office pool eunichs!

or: I can't believe Jordan won't put in a dollar for the office pool- what an office pool eunich!

by Stank the Tank June 19, 2008

Devil's pool

Somewhere too many tourists started going, like everywhere else.

She pushed tourists off the waterfall for fun at devil's pool.

by The Original Agahnim September 16, 2021

Sesh Pool

A pool of spit and ash that accompanies an outdoor sesh.

Jaxson: is that a sesh pool you got there?
Louis: yeah cunt
Jaxson: aight imma spit in it

by Chonnyman October 22, 2019

speaking pool

A ceremonial participation award for people that didn’t make it into the debating team.

Hi students, Prince Charming and Snow White are the speakers, bashful, happy, angry, grumpy and sleepy are in the speaking pool.

by ZomboxSniper March 12, 2024

pool

(verb) to scroll on a device very long, causing your mind to drip into a metaphorical puddle around you

1. God she's been pooling for hours now
2. I pooled until my fingers went numb

by Squid_girl2 June 3, 2025