food at home

the most annoying phrase a mother can say

"mom! can we please go to McDonalds?"
"no sweetie, we have food at home"

by 🚁 May 18, 2020

Food Prude

Someone who thinks their eating habits are superior because they eat nothing but organic and/or vegan.

Joe and Nikki won't join us for dinner because everything isn't organice. They are such food prudes!

by GMan76 September 17, 2012

Food Prude

Someone who is completely unwilling to experiment with or eat unusual and unique types of food.

M: OMG, you should totally try these sweetbreads. They are incredible!

N: Um, I've never had them before - what are they?

M: Delicious fried animal parts, like pancreas and thymus gland!

N: That is gross! No way, I will never try your sweetbreads.

M: Whatever. You, my dear, are SUCH a food prude.

by Em Ellen January 14, 2012

kitchen food

What people who don't go out to Restaurant's and McDonald's everyday eat.

Stoner who lives at home: "You wanna get some macca's drivethru?"
Stoner with his own pad: "Nah, I'm just making some 'kitchen food' when i get home."

by Diego August 16, 2003

Food Tumor

Large bulge under a man's shirt resembling pregnancy. Like a pot belly but usually associated with an otherwise normal, nice looking, well educated, younger male.

" Ya know, Jason would be a real catch if he'd just loose the food tumor."

"Do you have a table available, my food tumor makes it hard to sit in a booth."

by udrtkr1 March 25, 2010

Food Fetus

The bloated look and feel of a stomach after consuming a large or filling meal.

Dude, those stuffed clams totally gave me a food fetus. I guess I'll be giving birth to a huge food baby tomorrow!

by alexayb February 19, 2011

food kill

A food kill is usually what happens when playing a game where killing is invlolved and you were killed while eating or preparing food.

It is most commonly used in multiplayer first person shooters.

Greg: Boom headshot!
Harry: That was a food kill you noob, I was mixing my ready break.

by Steven Stuckey August 24, 2006